Touchy Feely

So here’s the weird new thing that I’ve started doing. When I’m home, especially after a good workout, I go to the gigantic mirror hanging in my living room and totally check myself out for changes. It usually involves lifting my shirt up and checking my stomach out, touching it and poking it and looking for differences. Repeat for arms, thighs, hips and butt. I kind of giggle because what would people think if they saw me doing this! There I am, petting, touching, rubbing and pinching my fat all by myself! You can’t easily explain something like that to people! They wouldn’t understand that I’m doing a highly scientific analysis of my body’s development; no, they’d just probably think I was a big old pervert!